A copy and paste job.

This is mine and angies conversation from a phone call at work, she does not explain herself before she delves into the nine minute conversation and I transcribed some of it to angie:

me
: oh god

annoying lady on the phone
12:17 PM i was sitting here thinking about two of my favorite dolls in the world...i was thinking about having a museum dedicated to dolls
oh my!!!!
12:18 PM Angie: HAHAHA WHAT???
me: have you seen willie wonka and the chocolate factor or rudolph the red nosed reindeer...
Angie: is it ernie's girlfriend????
NICOLE! who is talking to you?!?!?! what a nutjob!
me: I have no idea
12:19 PM Angie: why is she calling???
me: b/c its my belief that if we have something really fun, cabbage patch dolls, and tonka trucks and comic books...
12:20 PM it would be a great tourist attraction
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE:S TALKING ABOUT
She hasn't stopped talking
Angie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
keep transcribing!!!
me: "wet sock award?"
babes in toyland?
12:21 PM Angie: WHAT?!?!?!
Angie: HAHAHAHA
me: but our nation doesn't really have a toy museum. my kids will never never appreciate dolls the way my sister and I have
12:22 PM Angie: BAH HA
me: nobody unless you're at least my age will appreciate the "pitiful pearl doll" the way we did
Angie: and has she googled "toy museum" ever?? i have to believe there are a few.
me: angie, i don't know what to do
Angie: HAHAHAHAH okay, that i can believe
keep listening!! this is awesome!
me: maybe the nation will look back at the times of this very homely doll
Angie: and i'm googling the pitiful pearl doll
12:23 PM BAH HA!!!!!!!!!
laughing OUT LUOD
me: we live in a winter wonder land.
Angie: BAH HA check it out http://www.dollinfo.com/pitifulpearl.htm
me: angie!
12:24 PM Angie: hahahahahahaahaha
me: i'm trying not to laugh
Angie: hahaha i don't know how you're holding together!
interrupt and ask if she knows ernie koger.
me: bah ha!!
Angie: hahahaha
me: she's talking about the st. paul winter festival
Angie: oh my goodness! she is a talker!
12:25 PM me: nine minutes!!!!!
Angie: hahahahahahaha
me: I said uh huh and yeah, that does sound like fun
and that's about it
Angie: tell her to head to california http://www.burlingamepezmuseum.com/classictoy/
me: oh my, that's the weirdest phone call I've gotten here
12:26 PM Angie: ah man, she's gone???
me: yeah, she just had the idea and wants to share it with people so they spread the word!
sorry, she was something else
12:28 PM me: yikes, that was some weird stuff
that doll isn't even cute!
Angie: hahaha not at all!!! i think that's the idea. :)
worst bangs ever.
me: hehe
she said she would need hair plugs b/c she's been loved so much!
Angie: BAH HA!!!!!
12:29 PM me: oh man
Angie: hehe okay, well that made my day, so thank you.
12:31 PM me: it felt like it needed to be shared

2 comments:

angie said...

hahaha oh i am sooo glad you posted this. now i won't have to go through our gchat conversations every time i want a good laugh.

Claire Higgins said...

THIS. IS. AWESOME.

Seriously, it's Ernie's soulmate.

Or, maybe Ernie had a sex change and that was Ernesta!